vardpup:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

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Timestamp: 1411214150

vardpup:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

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breathtakingdestinations:

Chinatown - New York City - New York - USA (von Aleks Ivic)

(via huether)

Timestamp: 1411176971

breathtakingdestinations:

Chinatown - New York City - New York - USA (von Aleks Ivic)

(via huether)

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Timestamp: 1411176931

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rangerkimmy:

pbbth

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how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

stacysdad:

chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

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imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

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